a-game-is-the-foot:

nasundertale:

crunchwrapofnotredame:

jandicebarov:

benepla:

itchycoil:

jackisreallycool:

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this is so funny

this is like. all media 

why is Donald Glover just chilling there he’s not even in his Lando costume does Disney own Childish Gambino

this SUCKS

when did disney buy the st. louis cardinals

monky

If you want a handy infographic explaining every company disney owns, check this out

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To whoever I end up with.

torn-apart-hurricane:

Honestly, I can’t wait for the days when I get to run around the house with you, screaming and laughing. The nights where I get to roll over and see you peacefully sleeping, feeling the rise and fall of your chest as I pull you in closer. The evenings I can take you to dinner and the nights where we can stay in, cuddled up in a duvet, watching movies all night and eating pizza. The days we go on adventures with no destination. The holidays where we can spend days exploring and indulging in culture together. The midnight trips to the shops or to McDonalds because we’re hungry. The nights out where we can get drunk, and make memories. The mornings I get to cook you breakfast and have it waiting for you, for when you wake up. 

There’s so much more I could say. I could go on for hours but to be honest, whoever you are, I just can’t wait to experience life with you. 

urocyonfox:

alexanders-archives:

pr1nceshawn:

The Best ATM Withdrawal Defense

I’m here for women with powerful dogs!

My land lady is a 90lb 88 year old woman with 5 full grown Rottweiler boys. They sit around her when she gardens and watch her like the secret service. If you show up to pay rent they all stand up and stand between you and her.

It’s intimidating to have 5 pony size boys all staring at you until she stands up realizes it’a you and walks to you.

My favorite part is she wades through them like swamp water saying in her cute old voice ‘move’ ‘move please’ and each one she nudges to move wags his whole body at her touch and stumbles out of the way like he’s been knocked over by a truck. It gives me life paying my rent.

meow-the-betelgeusian:
“i wanna know who spent a once-in-a-lifetime event to take this horrifying aesthetically-pleasing picture
”

meow-the-betelgeusian:

i wanna know who spent a once-in-a-lifetime event to take this horrifying aesthetically-pleasing picture

kindhearted-rebellion:

girls are art